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zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:41:27 +0000

Santas daughtr dies…

Depresed,

he jumps frm 100th floor,

50th floor he remembrs he has no daughter

!25th-He is unmarried!

10th-He is Banta not Santa..

zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:40:55 +0000

A poem in marathi boy 2 a girl -: ”Shabd Tuze, Geet maze, Jeevan gane Gau ka?” Girl-: “Kaan tuze, Haath maze, KANAKHALI Lau ka..

zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:40:39 +0000

PALKO pe apni baithaya hai tumhe . .

badi duaon ke baad PAYA hai tumhe . .

asani se nahi mile TUM . .

NATIONAL ANIMAL PARK se CHURAYA hai tumhe

zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:40:27 +0000

Ur voice is melody, Ur nature is coffee bite, Ur behavior is perk, Ur heart is kisme bar, Ur totaly 5 Star.

Zopa aata nahitar mungya lagtil.

zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:39:03 +0000

Hasi ke liye gam kurban.

Khushi ke liye aasu kurban.

Dost tere liye to JAAN BHI KURBAN,

Agar TERI girlfrnd mil jaye to

“TU” bhi kurban……

zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:38:04 +0000

We work for making better 2moro

But

When 2moro comes instead

of enjoying,we start thinking 4 better 2moro.

Be sensible !

2moro never comes !

ENJOY 2DAY !

zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:36:30 +0000

Flower+fly=A beautiful scene.

Stars+moon=A romantic night.

Rain+monsoon=A lovely weather.

U+ur smile = Bhago bhoot aaya

zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:35:17 +0000

Zindagi Me Sada Haste Raho, Hasna Zindagi Ki Zarurat Hai; Zindagi Jiyo To Is Andaz Me, Ki Tumhe Dekh Kar Sabko Lage… Zindagi Kitni Khoobsurat Hai.

zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:34:59 +0000

Pani ko bhi daru bana dete

Tere liye daru ke tub bharwa dete.

Kambakt pite nahi tum hamare sath warna.

TAJ MAHAL ko bhi DANCE BAR bana Dete.

zhol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:34:03 +0000

PM:V r sending INDIANS 2moon nxt yr!

Bush:Wow,Hw many?

PM:100

35 OBC

25 SC

20 ST

10 handicpd

5sports persn

4Kashmiri Migrants & if possible

1 ASTRONAUT !